MICQUELLE is a full-service person, providing creative solutions and strategic thinking to friends, family, pets, non-profits and employers.  

Okay, just kidding. That's a sentence you'll find on the web page of nearly every company in the universe. But, it doesn't quite fit for a real person. I'm not a brand or a product. I can't be promised or returned for a full-refund should I malfunction (too bad!). I don't have a list of ingredients or come in a nifty package (unless cool shoes count). I'm just human. Not a bad human, but still, just human.